
We’ve all been indoctrinated to believe that we must have an elevator speech. That 60 seconds you get to tell some random person the things that you are most passionate about. Depending on what your role is in the agency, your speech should be different. AND depending on who you’re speaking to, the speech should be different. Just know that you should have a few different ones in your pocket, you know, next to that receipt that you KNOW you need to turn in for reimbursement (but that you never will)
The Stranger speech: This is standard, the pinnacle of elevator speeches. It’s the one you practice for, where you are literally in an elevator with folx you don’t know and instead of breaking into a dance number, you randomly tell people about your mission. We all do this? Right? I mean, I have been known to randomly dance in elevators, but I have also just shouted out my mission. I was surprised when one person handed me five bucks just for being brave enough to do that. But honestly, I was a wee little unicorn and literally thought that’s what we were supposed to do.
The Ambassador speech: I wish this were as glamourous as it sounds. To have an audience with “ambassadors”….fancy. While not quite as fancy, your ambassadors are probably more important to you than a dignitary from thousands of miles away. Your speech to your ambassadors should be filled with gratitude for their stewardship, and words of wisdom on how to keep doing the work you are so grateful for. This should also be the speech you close at least one board meeting a year with. Get some words into their ears for their own speeches.
The Donor speech: You totally got this. Remember the worst thing that could happen is that the person you’re talking to says “no”. But hopefully, this is the kind of donor that you are speed dating with. You are both seeing if this is going to be a good fit. Does your passion for the mission match the energy they have for the mission? Will you help them to know that you will be a good steward of their donation? Is this a person you want to steward even further? Do you both like the same ice cream (I’ve had MANY conversations over a scoop in the summer). So maybe this is a little bit longer than the traditional elevator ride, but maybe not. Be specific. This is an opportunity to tell the donor that you have a specific need- your clients need to be able to purchase groceries so you’re asking for grocery gift cards. Use this speech to give your donor the opportunity to feel good about their contribution. AND give them them the opportunity to give simply and within reach (you may not have been able to do any research when you get here, but people really do want to help!).
There are literally dozens of opportunities to give a speech, or have a speech. Be creative and fun, even if you know that your work is very serious, and your need is very serious. But you know, I’ve been playing in the ED sandbox for a while now, and I KNOW that you all got jokes. But if you need to borrow one, I DEFINITELY have a few I can lend you.
PK